Oki guys… Pamela Anderson and Hubby Kid Rock have finally stopped trying itself!!! The poor old couple have tried it all to have one baby… poor Pamela actually had to wear some clothes to turn Kid Rock on (now that’s what spell out S.U.F.F.O.C.A.T.I.N.G ) and they got wed for the fourth time in a year…

But I guess Kid Rock needs some treatment now… that’s why Pamy has officially declared to the press that they’re not planning to have kids in the near future though Pamela’s slight bump in the tummy caused a murmur in the media, but she clears it that it was just because of a very natural 5 pound increase in her weight, which she has reduced now…

Well… all I can say is – hey Kid, hope your ‘Rock’ gets well soon

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock seriously needed some excitement in life, may be that’s why they held their fourth and supposedly final wedding ceremony. They held their previous ceremonies - and parties - in France, Nashville and Beverly Hills, Calif., tied the knot again on Saturday.

The festivities started with a ceremony at the Clarkston Union Bar & Kitchen, a favorite of Rock’s. Anderson wore a formal white wedding dress, with veil and 10-foot train, for the ceremony Saturday afternoon at the Clarkston

Union Bar & Kitchen, a converted 19th Century church. Rock was in a black tux and Panama hat for the nuptials, attended by about 30 family members, including the bride and grooms’ parents.

A seven-tier wedding cake awaited the couple at Rock’s country manor up the road in Ortonville, where eventually about 200 revelers gathered inside a tent on the front lawn, said the guests, who requested anonymity.

Rock and Anderson, got engaged several years ago but were never married, rekindled their love affair earlier this year in Saint-Tropez, France. They married each other aboard a yacht in Saint-Tropez on July 29, less than two weeks after announcing their engagement, and followed it up with a legally binding ceremony at a Beverly Hills, Calif. courthouse Aug. 3 and with a bash in Nashville, Tenn. Aug. 16.

“The vibes in the air were great,” said one guest. “Everybody was in a good mood. You walked in there and it was just all love.”

Love…well…I don’t think I can digest that one…I’d rather say
‘They’re not it Love…its just a phase that they’re going through… looking for something new’ hahahah!

Sometimes celebrities get really hard to believe and when it’s Pamela Anderson, she makes sure that whatever she does, be it getting clothed to turn hubby Kid Rock on or stripping for PETA at the drop of a handkerchief, is shocking! She’s just devised new methods of doing the same thing… by marrying again n again!!!

Well guys… many of us know that the babe has gotten married three times consecutively with the same chap – Kid Rock (how boring :P) and if the hat-trick wasn’t enough, she’s just gone for it the fourth time!!! Yup guys, she just got married again last Saturday (unfortunately with the same dude again!!!) at the Clarkston Union Bar & Kitchen… over 150 guests attended the ceremony and they sure had a great time (especially after seeing Pamy in some clothes after QUITE some time ).

The couple says that this will be their final wedding celebration — FOR THE YEAR!!! So that just indicates that there are a lot more ‘I DO’s in the pipeline…. Well, I just hope all this fanfare either gives Pam the capacity to Turn Bob Ritchie (that’s Kid Rock’s real name people!) or gives the dude’s sperm count a boost for them to have a baby and FINALLY settle down……….

Pamela Anderson has been popular ever since she starred in the famous tele-series Baywatch where played a booby bootilicious prop on screen…of course like other actors in that series.

After that her popularity kept soaring thanks to her implants and her infamous affairs etc.

But off all that…if we remove Pamela Anderson’s puppies out of her life and her career…we would see that she is really up to no good use…Trust me…thats true.

Pamela Anderson is no more than- an okay looking woman who keeps manipulating her bustline that fluctuates from peculiarly large to ridiculously oversize…Thats all!

Director Bob Clark has signed buxom babes Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards for his new film Blonde and Blonder.

Its quite surprising that Clark had signed Pam who faded from Hollywood spotlight following the dismal failure of ‘Barbwire’ and Denise who has been off the screen for sometime as well.

And also considering that Pamela Anderson, isn’t that a good actress even though she has Baywatch to her credit, she is no better use than a (artificially) sexy prop on the screen, I wonder why Bob Clark chose Pam for his movie.

But I guess the movie is not gonna be like Clark’s previous products ‘Porky’s’ or ‘A Christmas Story’. As the name suggests, may be Clark thought what better choice than Pamela Anderson to play a dumb blonde woman in his movie.

I really wonder how the movie will come out to be.

She may have been his video vixen at one point, but Kanye West sure would have liked their onscreen chemistry to have translated into real life.

The media would have bought it in a second - and they did for a while there.

Kanye says he was having the time of his life when rumors began to spread that he was dating former “Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson.

The self-absorbed rapper says he was enjoying a bundle of good laughs when the media began to speculate the odd pair were seeing each other. However, the Grammy-winning star recently told MTV News there was no truth to the alleged real-life romance - they’re just “homies,” yo.

He said, “It drove Hollywood crazy to take a legendary sex symbol, the modern-day Marilyn Monroe and the hottest artist and just run with that. We’re just homies.”

Pamela - who is married to Detroit-based rocker Kid Rock -recently appeared in the hip-hop artist’s video for his song “Touch The Sky.”

Looks like the time is ripe for Pammie to become a Mommie! In September, she had denied rumors that she was pregnant on her official website. She had written, “Not pregnant yet. But we have consummated the marriage!”

Recently a source close to Pam revealed, “Pam and Kid have talked about it for a long time. Kid wanted to get back with Pam partly because of this, but she didn’t know he wanted a child. They are trying really hard right now.”

The news will no doubt upset her ex-husband, Tommy Lee - with who she has two sons, ten-year-old Brandon and Dylan, who is eight - who apparently wanted to have another child with Pam.

A friend of the rocker revealed: “He wanted to have a daughter with Pam and reconcile when she left for Europe and got married. That is why Tommy is so upset.’

Now if Pam has Kid Rock’s children, the scene at her place would be - Pam crying over the phone to Rock, “Honey, come home quick, your kids and my kids are beating our kids.”

Hahahaha

Whatever you call it, I would say that Kid Rock is fed of seeing his wife Pamela Anderson in bare nothings now… and believe it or not; he actually gets turned on by seeing her in clothes … well, almost!

The busty babe revealed that she turns him on at times by wearing her Baywatch swimming costume… well I know it doesn’t cover her much, but is definitely much more than her usual ultra skimpy bikinis… well, considering her stripping record, she’s hardly wearing even those

“I run in slow motion and give him mouth-to-mouth. It works.” She says…. Oh yeah! As long as you’ve covered those bloopers you call titts, anything would work – even his rusted old dick

The Ex-Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson has followed the footsteps of Kate Moss by filming for an advertisement for Virgin Mobile.

This curvy blonde actress, 39, is seen lounging by the pool at what is meant to be her luxurious pad. She is watching Jack Duckworth (William Tarmey) on

Coronation Street on her mobile phone.

The star, who married Kid Rock in August, is seen speaking to her agent Kyle on the phone. Kyle is played by the same actor who starred as Moss’s agent in the

last Virgin Mobile advert.He tells Anderson he has a new contract for her - what she does not know is he wants to make her a wrestling star.

This advert for Virgin Mobile TV was filmed in LA, and hit the small screen on Monday.

Pammie and the mobile service name are quite a contrast what say guys????

“Watch TV as it happens with Virgin Mobile”. Is the punch line of the new Virgin mobile TV advertisement Pamela Anderson has recently signed (for a tentative figure of 100,000!!!).

And guess what she did in the advertisement, which premiered on 9th October??? Well, she just spoke to Kyle (the dude who appeared with Kate Moss in the previous virgin mobile ad.) over the ph for les than a min.. Clad in less than the bare essentials – as usual

The stripaholic has generated enough hype for the advertisement … I’m sure the producers would be clapping their hands with glee looking at the sales soon… well… thank God she didn’t strip for the advertisement too